Emily & Emily & A Bottle of Wine

A thrilling blog that will knock your wine-stained teeth off. Prepare yo' self.

Highs, Lows, and No Middle

Spring break, 2011. One of the most traumatic (sidebar from EF: not as traumatic as it was wild in a completely unimaginable way) weeks of our lifes starting a year ago this Saturday. If you ever want to hear a story about vomit, wind, pickle juice, rain, whiskey, steaks, purple t-shirts, wook rage, and Dashboard Confessional – just ask us. It will take about an hour of your time, but we guarantee it will be an entertaining one.

To sum up the trip, two very important videos that shaped our road trip to Southern California.


Monday (Afternoon) Tune

A little late, but here’s a classic for this Monday:


March has come in like a stressful little Lion  – to take your, and our, minds off of it, here are some sweet, occasionally humorous (at least to us) pictures we found via pinterest this week:

Source: izismile.com via Marna on Pinterest

Source: tumblr.com via Emily on Pinterest

Source: tumblr.com via Kaitlin on Pinterest

Source: tumblr.com via Emily on Pinterest

Source: theselby.com via Emily on Pinterest

Source: theselby.com via Emily on Pinterest

Source: piccsy.com via Sultana on Pinterest

Bach Break for the Women Tell All

This is how we feel about the "Women Tell All" episode

Beyond that photo, which pretty accurately sums up how we felt after spending two hours watching last nights women tell all episode, I’ll leave you with some final reflections:

Emily – You annoyed us. Get over the dramz

Courtney – Were you faking those tears?

Random Lady in the Audience Wiping a Tear from Her Face – Really?!?

Samantha – Get a new voice

That Chick Sitting Behind Kacie B. – Who are you?! and why are you on this if you aren’t going to speak?

Kacie B. and Nicki – Y’all sure held hands a lot

Ben – You still REALLY suck plus there is this. What a bro.

Tune in next week, post bach finale, for our thorough recap of everything under the Bachelor Sun and how we can’t believe he really picks Courtney (according to “Reality Steve”). I’ll leave you with this fitting Spice Girls (yes, you did just read that right) tune in honor of next week’s episode:

Monday Morning Tune

Wake up!!!!!

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